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Мужской кодекс. Пока только на английском!
ТАК) ТО ЧТО Я НЕ УКАЗАЛ В КОМЕНТЫ) Я ВСЕ БУДУ ПО МЕРЕ ОБНОВЛЯТЬ) ДОЛГО СТАРАЛСЯ, НАДЕЮСЬ ОЦЕНИТЕ.
Rule #1:
Even if she catches you in the act in bed with another woman, DENY IT!
Rule #2:
If she catches you in the act in bed with another woman, and you have exhausted all excuses and reasons, you are left with two options.
a.) Baby, I thought it was you And pretend to be REALLY drunk.5
b.) Ask her to join in
Rule #3:
If her parents catch you in the act, it is your responsibility to dive out of the nearest window, even if you are 30 floors up. (Void when dating for more than a year/engaged/married.)
Rule #4:
Bros before hoes
Rule #5:
If your girlfriend refuses to do anal, swallow, or any other sexual favor, you must prevent her from spreading her evil among your buddies girlfriends.
Rule #6:
If your girlfriend refuses to do anal, swallow, or any other sexual favor, you must prevent her from spreading her evil among your buddies girlfriends.
Rule #7:
You are not an alcoholic if:
1) Beer only accounts for one meal per day (and two snacks)
2) Women will still sleep with you for free
3) And you know the name of the guy who’s shirt you puked on
Rule #8:
If it doesn’t come with a side of meat it ain’t breakfast
Rule #9:
Corollary:
When providing pizza for your guests you are not required to offer a vegetarian option for those so inclined. You may however offer to let them graze in the back yard.
Rule #10:
If a man’s girlfriend or wife prevents him from attending two consecutive guy outings, said pals may move into his living room and commence the intervention process.
Rule #11:
No phone conversation between two men will last longer than one minute per year of friendship, unless it’s about fixing something.
Rule #12:
No guy shall attempt to pick his own nickname. If a friend suddenly starts demanding to be called “Diesel”, it’s your duty to saddle him with a handle like “Wee-Bit” or “Sheet Stain”.
Rule #13:
You are not a fan of a major sport unless you can lucidly explain its overtime rules. Conversely you are not American if you can lucidly explain the overtime rules for soccer.
Rule #14:
Friends don't let friends drive drunk --- But they also don't open thier fucking mouths when thier sober friends are driving 115 mph in the wrong direction on a one way street.
Rule #15:
You must maintain to the death a rampaging rhino type anecdote to explain all scars. Admitting your toaster boo boo dishonors you and your listeners.
Rule #16:
Corollary -- Even if you get your head stuck in an industrial wood chipper your not allowed to cry.
Rule #17:
Carnivores equal pets. Herbivores equal food.
Rule #18:
Always speak ill of a buddies cat. Always speak well of a buddies dog. If that buddy owns a gerbil, find another buddy.
Rule #19:
If a man compliments another mans “outfit” he is accusing that man of being gay.
Rule #20:
Drinking diet soda doesn’t make you gay, but it does make you look gay.
Rule #21:
One does not shave ones nether regions unless prepping for open nether region surgery.
Rule #22:
Thou shalt not take the name of Traci Lords in vain.
Rule #23:
When you catch a friend going through his gf/wife's purse you must always respond with...looking for your balls?
Rule #24:
Phial and followers are sterile and thus wont be held accountable for actions degrading the male population
Rule #25:
If a woman confronts you to verify a story told by a friend you must back that story without hesitation regardless of how ridiculous or against the laws of physics it seems. Yes he did invent Velcro...while wearing a sweater at the fish hook factory...when the boiler exploded...and he was thrown against a display
Rule #26:
If one of your homies bitches about some

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Reincarnation First Armenian Reggae and Ska. The initiator of Reincarnation group, the group with a long and many-sided history of 10 years, is Roland Gasparyan. During these years both the style and the participants of the group have changed due to the experimental thoughts and lifestyle of the group leader. In the year 2007 Reincarnation, which was already a band, caused a big stir with its new album called Janfida to Jamaica 60 km. It was the first Armenian Reggae and Ska Album. Now the band consists of 9 members: vocals-guitar, bass, drums, keyboard, trumpet trombone sax, clarinet. In the same 2007 the first reggae clip was produced on the song called “Jan Rastaman”. The style of the clip is very original; it is an unexpected mixture of Armenian and African styles. Since 2006 Reincarnation band has started its concert activity in Reggae style. Taking part in numerous concerts and festivals, in colletive concerts and in hundreds of other concerts at Armenian clubs, Roland Gasparyan did not forget about charity and he even organized different actions for the Armenian orphans. Roland Gasparyan, the Reincarnation himself, says that the members of the band would always be changed because Roland himself likes working with different musicians.
THE BAND:
Roland GasparyanTHE REINCARNATION - vocals
Artyom Manukyan - bass guitar
Artur Margaryan - solo guitar
Artur Hovagimyan - keyboards
Marek Zaborski - drums
Hayk Khazaryan - trumpet
David Minasian - Trombone
Artur Grigoryan - Sax
Rafik Avagyan - Clarinet,Bloul,Pkou,Duduk

Reincarnation First Armenian Reggae and Ska

Tamer Haters ON vk.com. This club is for the haters of the Artist Tamer Hosny
Tamer Hosny Is a young singer who appeared in the beginning of the Third millennium
With a number of songs which have earned the admiration of everyone at the beginning, and soon the love of the public for Tamer Hosny began to fade from about 4 years because of his provocative actions which affect the reputation of the Egyptian and Arab art which is known for its deep-rootedness and inveteracy throughout history
Tamer is a very bad role model for the Egyptian youth, so, We have created this page to express our anger, hatred and dissatisfaction towards the singer Tamer Hosny, for many reasons, including
1- Allegedly loving Egypt, but at the same time, he was the first to forge the certificates of army recruitment service once he had the chance.
2- Many of his songs are full of sexual terms and themes and the examples are many and varied.
3- He hires girls during his concerts to climb on the stage and hug him in front of the audience and he brags about him being the only singer that gets hugged on stage by showing that on his music videos, but strangely he denies that later on.
4- He deceivingly acts like a saint in front of people and on the media, but in reality he's the total opposite of that, which we call in the Egyptian dialect (sahwaka or knavery).
All this and probably even more...
Joined us, and say No to Tamer Hosny

Tamer Haters ON vk.com

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